Booking in with us

Come to the dark side of the fork.

So you wanna see what were about? Well here’s some things you need to know.

  • We aren’t open on Monday (SOZ), and all available times to book are shown on this little thing here ->

  • We don’t Allow Children Under 14 in after 17:00. Because we are a V Adulty place (No, Not that kind of place) and the Licensing leaves V little wiggle room for us to change. We like the vibe we have and so do other people so please respect our decision and yes we are sure your kids may be ok with swear words but the Local Council is not. (We also don’t have high chairs, so bring your own please)

  • If you’re booking for Bottomless Brunch Please mention so in the Booking comments so we can give our staff a pep talk and tell them to get ready to mix like they’ve never mixed before.

  • Larger Tables, please call up to book! We can sort the job, but we are still a small place and we’d appreciate the heads up!

  • The staff reserve the right to get rid of you if you are being chewy. So don’t be a Pr**k.

  • Staff keep 100% of the tips, and they’re super appreciative of the support.

  • Most importantly, Have fun. We love doing this job, and hopefully we get to do it for a long time.

    Thanks for the support, PEACE!

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